Asset Recovery Specialist | Eco-Unfriendly Collection

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Meet the Asset Recovery Specialist. Part gentleman thief, part furry inevitability.

With a knowing wink and a complete lack of concern for ownership rights, this highly motivated professional specializes in reacquiring anything that isn't nailed down. Featuring intricate filigree artwork, hidden keys and locks, and just enough evidence to suggest someone made a very poor decision, this design celebrates the chaos of nature's most accomplished burglar.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching draw cord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

"You appear attached to my belongings."

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