Serious Drinker Coaster Set

A sophisticated coaster collection for people who refer to cocktails as “coping strategies.”

The Serious Drinker Set pairs gothic-inspired typography with deeply responsible adult messaging like:

• Calm Your Tits, Have a Drink
• Fuck Off I’m Drinking
• Zero Fucks Given
• I’m Not Saying You’re Wrong… But You’re Wrong

Which honestly covers most social situations.

Each coaster is printed in sharp UV detail onto premium ceramic with cork backing to help protect your surfaces from condensation, whiskey rings, and regrettable decisions.

Includes:

• 4 ceramic coasters
• cork backing
• custom PETG holder
• felt feet
• enough attitude to start minor family arguments

Made in-house by Geeked Out Creations.