Poopmaster 9000™

A surprisingly serious storage system for a very unserious daily responsibility.

The Poopmaster 9000™ is a rugged wall-mounted doggy bag dispenser designed to keep your emergency poop-response infrastructure fully stocked and deployment-ready at all times. Mount it near your door, gate, garage, fence, mud room, or leash station so you’re never forced into the ancient ritual of “forgetting a bag and pretending not to notice.”

3D printed in durable PETG plastic, this unit is weather-resistant, sturdy, and built to survive rain, sun, cold, and repeated exposure to the consequences of pet ownership.

The main storage chute holds up to 5 bag rolls, while the quick-access side caddy keeps an active roll ready for immediate tactical extraction.

Yes, this is absolutely over-engineered.

No, we are not apologizing.

Included

• 1 × Poopmaster 9000™ dispenser unit
• 5 × rolls of doggy bags
• 15 bags per roll
• Mounting screws included

Features

• Wall-mountable design
• Durable outdoor-safe PETG construction
• Stores up to 6 total rolls
• Quick-access side dispenser
• Fits most standard doggy bag rolls
• Designed and fabricated in-house by Geeked Out Creations

Perfect For

• dog owners
• leash stations
• mud rooms
• fences and gates
• parks and cabins
• people tired of panic-searching for poop bags

Dimensions

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Important Note

Dogs remain fully responsible for all crimes committed while using this product.