Passive Aggressive Hospitality Coaster Set

Welcome your guests with warmth, elegance, and barely concealed emotional exhaustion.

The Passive Aggressive Hospitality Set combines ornate vintage styling with messages that technically sound welcoming while radiating increasingly suspicious energy the longer someone stays in your house.

Perfect for:

• introverts
• socially exhausted humans
• wine moms
• sarcastic hosts
• people who lock the door immediately after visitors leave

Each set includes:

• 4 ceramic coasters
• cork backing
• vivid UV printed artwork
• custom white PETG storage holder
• felt feet to protect surfaces

Designed and fabricated in-house by Geeked Out Creations.

Included Designs

• So Nice To See You... leave.
• Make Yourself At Home... somewhere else.
• The Door Is Always Open... behind you.
• So Glad You Could Make It... out the door.

(Emotionally loaded subtext added at no additional cost.)