Last Call Stories Bar Blades

Last Call Stories are professionally UV-printed stainless steel bar blades featuring two-sided visual stories built for bartenders, servers, night shift survivors, and people who have absolutely seen some things.

Each blade tells a setup-and-punchline story across both sides — from bartender POV disasters to late-night chaos, awkward customers, catastrophic flirting, and service industry trauma with suspiciously good lighting.

The artwork is printed directly onto stainless steel using a durable raised UV print with a slightly tactile finish.

Built to open bottles.
Designed to start conversations.

• Stainless steel professional bar blade
• Durable raised UV print
• Two-sided story artwork
• Approx. 180mm x 40mm x 5mm
• Lightweight, durable, and functional
• Designed and produced in-house by Geeked Out

More stories, limited editions, and bartender survival tools coming soon.