A cutting board with opinions. Because apparently your vegetables weren’t being judged enough.

Our Cutting Remarks boards combine a practical bamboo cutting board with original Geeked Out artwork and the sort of kitchen commentary nobody asked for.

Each board measures approximately 34 × 24 cm and features a laser-engraved design on the front. Choose your preferred culinary critic:

GINGER
“This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off.”

UNDERCOOKED
“You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley!”

Made from bamboo, these are fully functional cutting boards, although the engraved artwork also makes them excellent display pieces for kitchens occupied by people who believe cooking should involve at least a little verbal abuse.

PRODUCT DETAILS
• 34 × 24 cm bamboo cutting board
• Laser engraved in-house
• Two designs available
• Hand wash only
• Natural bamboo means grain and colour will vary slightly from board to board

Made in-house by Geeked Out Creations in British Columbia, Canada.