{"product_id":"poopmaster-9000™","title":"Poopmaster 9000™","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eA surprisingly serious storage system for a very unserious daily responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eThe Poopmaster 9000™ is a rugged wall-mounted doggy bag dispenser designed to keep your emergency poop-response infrastructure fully stocked and deployment-ready at all times. Mount it near your door, gate, garage, fence, mud room, or leash station so you’re never forced into the ancient ritual of “forgetting a bag and pretending not to notice.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e3D printed in durable PETG plastic, this unit is weather-resistant, sturdy, and built to survive rain, sun, cold, and repeated exposure to the consequences of pet ownership.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"986\"\u003eThe main storage chute holds up to 5 bag rolls, while the quick-access side caddy keeps an active roll ready for immediate tactical extraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eYes, this is absolutely over-engineered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003eNo, we are not apologizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eIncluded\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003e1 × Poopmaster 9000™ dispenser unit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e5 × rolls of doggy bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e15 bags per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eMounting screws included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003eWall-mountable design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eDurable outdoor-safe PETG construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eStores up to 6 total rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eQuick-access side dispenser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eFits most standard doggy bag rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003eDesigned and fabricated in-house by Geeked Out Creations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003edog owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003eleash stations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003emud rooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003efences and gates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eparks and cabins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003epeople tired of panic-searching for poop bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003e(Add measurements here once finalized.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003eImportant Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003eDogs remain fully responsible for all crimes committed while using this product.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Geeked Out Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45128699674647,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3771\/7015\/files\/Poopmaster9000-loaded.jpg?v=1778530123","url":"https:\/\/geekedout.ca\/products\/poopmaster-9000%e2%84%a2","provider":"Geeked Out Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}