{"product_id":"passive-aggressive-hospitality-coaster-set","title":"Passive Aggressive Hospitality Coaster Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003eWelcome your guests with warmth, elegance, and barely concealed emotional exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Hospitality Set combines ornate vintage styling with messages that technically sound welcoming while radiating increasingly suspicious energy the longer someone stays in your house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eintroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003esocially exhausted humans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003ewine moms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003esarcastic hosts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003epeople who lock the door immediately after visitors leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eEach set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003e4 ceramic coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003ecork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003evivid UV printed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1937\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003ecustom white PETG storage holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003efelt feet to protect surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003eDesigned and fabricated in-house by Geeked Out Creations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2084\"\u003eIncluded Designs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2085\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2085\" data-end=\"2105\"\u003eSo Nice To See You... leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2106\" data-end=\"2129\"\u003eMake Yourself At Home... somewhere else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2130\" data-end=\"2155\"\u003eThe Door Is Always Open... behind you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eSo Glad You Could Make It... out the door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2230\"\u003e(Emotionally loaded subtext added at no additional cost.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Geeked Out Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45128737423383,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3771\/7015\/files\/passive_aggressive_set.jpg?v=1778531948","url":"https:\/\/geekedout.ca\/products\/passive-aggressive-hospitality-coaster-set","provider":"Geeked Out Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}