{"product_id":"cobra-chicken-hoodie-eco-unfriendly-collection","title":"Cobra Chicken Hoodie | Eco-Unfriendly Collection","description":"They warned you about the bears. Nobody warned you about the geese.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of the Eco-Unfriendly Collection, the Cobra Chicken Hoodie pays tribute to Canada's most aggressive airborne negotiator. Featuring an intricately detailed Canada goose rendered in ornate silver filigree, this design captures the exact moment diplomacy has failed and violence has become the preferred communication method.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisplayed with wings spread, blood-stained beak, and the confidence of a creature that fears absolutely nothing, the Cobra Chicken stands as a warning to pedestrians, cyclists, golfers, and anyone foolish enough to approach its nest.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on a premium black hoodie with a subtle front crest and large back graphic, this design blends dark fantasy artwork, tattoo-inspired detail, and a healthy respect for wildlife's most committed psychopath.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Canadians with unresolved goose-related trauma\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fans of dark fantasy and horror-inspired artwork\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tattoo and alternative fashion enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Campers, hikers, and park visitors who know exactly what this bird is capable of\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who appreciates nature with a body count\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Large full-back Cobra Chicken artwork\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching front chest crest\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, durable fleece-lined hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Available in sizes S-5XL\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May trigger flashbacks to that one goose that chased you across a parking lot.","brand":"Geeked Out Creations","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45186171535383,"sku":"2905965_5530","price":66.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45186171568151,"sku":"2905965_5531","price":66.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45186171600919,"sku":"2905965_5532","price":66.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45186171633687,"sku":"2905965_5533","price":66.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45186171666455,"sku":"2905965_5534","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45186171699223,"sku":"2905965_5535","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":45186171731991,"sku":"2905965_5536","price":76.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":45186171764759,"sku":"2905965_5537","price":79.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3771\/7015\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-back-6a1e7f2d55fc2.jpg?v=1780383572","url":"https:\/\/geekedout.ca\/products\/cobra-chicken-hoodie-eco-unfriendly-collection","provider":"Geeked Out Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}