{"title":"Chaos Coasters","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eProtect your furniture while actively damaging the emotional stability of your guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"983\"\u003eThese ceramic coaster sets combine ornate gothic-inspired typography with deeply questionable life advice, passive aggression, and varying levels of alcohol dependency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eEach set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e4 premium ceramic coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1047\"\u003ecork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1068\"\u003eUV printed designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003ecustom 3D printed holder with felt feet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003eMade in-house by Geeked Out Creations for people whose home décor choices are “probably a cry for help.”\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"passive-aggressive-hospitality-coaster-set","title":"Passive Aggressive Hospitality Coaster Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003eWelcome your guests with warmth, elegance, and barely concealed emotional exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Hospitality Set combines ornate vintage styling with messages that technically sound welcoming while radiating increasingly suspicious energy the longer someone stays in your house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eintroverts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003esocially exhausted humans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003ewine moms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003esarcastic hosts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003epeople who lock the door immediately after visitors leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003eEach set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003e4 ceramic coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003ecork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003evivid UV printed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1937\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003ecustom white PETG storage holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1972\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003efelt feet to protect surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2005\" 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