{"title":"Bar Blades","description":"\u003cp\u003eBottle openers should do more than open bottles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur bar blades combine practical utility with original artwork, bartender humour, pub culture, and stories that probably should have ended with better decisions. Designed for home bars, professional bartenders, collectors, and anyone who appreciates functional objects with a little personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt to work. Designed to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd occasionally arguments.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"last-call-stories","title":"Last Call Stories Bar Blades","description":"\u003cp\u003eLast Call Stories are professionally UV-printed stainless steel bar blades featuring two-sided visual stories built for bartenders, servers, night shift survivors, and people who have absolutely seen some things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach blade tells a setup-and-punchline story across both sides — from bartender POV disasters to late-night chaos, awkward customers, catastrophic flirting, and service industry trauma with suspiciously good lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is printed directly onto stainless steel using a durable raised UV print with a slightly tactile finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt to open bottles.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Stainless steel professional bar blade\u003cbr\u003e• Durable raised UV print\u003cbr\u003e• Two-sided story artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 180mm x 40mm x 5mm\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight, durable, and functional\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and produced in-house by Geeked Out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore stories, limited editions, and bartender survival tools coming soon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Geeked Out Creations","offers":[{"title":"Good Tipper vs Bad Tipper","offer_id":45117374496791,"sku":"LCT-GVB","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Simple vs Complex","offer_id":45117374529559,"sku":"LCS-SVC","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Start of Shift vs End of Shift","offer_id":45117374562327,"sku":"LCS-SVC","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3771\/7015\/files\/Tippers_37728f46-38d9-4b6e-9caf-7e3f87be9dae.png?v=1778157013"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/3771\/7015\/collections\/barblade_held_2.jpg?v=1781157985","url":"https:\/\/geekedout.ca\/collections\/bar-blades.oembed","provider":"Geeked Out Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}